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~Tagged By~ :iconbubblellop: okay let's do dis.


😳Single or Taken😳: Single
😘Crushing😘: Uh... yeah? like, everyday, into a million of pieces, i guess...
📏Height📏: 5' 10" yep you could actually step on meh...
❤Favorite Color: green... like, you should've already noticed
😝Girl Best Friend: the lil' one who tagged me in this :/
💯Boy Best Friend: uhm... some IRL rip friend... :C
👰🏽Ever want to get married?: ononono
👨‍👩‍👧Want Kids!: nah... maybe a god dog
🙎🏽If so how many🙎🏽?: nah
👻Snapchat👻: nop
♒Zodiac Sign♒: Cancer (yeah yeah... there's no need for bad puns... really, like stop already :L)
☕Last Drank☕: Water 
🐱Cat or Dog🐶: *Bark*
😈Evil or Good👼🏼: uh... git gud?
⚽Favorite Sport🏀: does sleeping count?
🐼Favorite Animal🐨: *Bark Bark* 
😜Weird😜: it's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
🙅🏽Do you have haters?: (bad puns intensifies) yep...
😂Funny or Nahh😂: Funahh
📱Apple or Samsung📱: Nokia 3310 ftw
🤓Smart🤓: IQ = An Iron and a Potato

Now tag 20 people you nominated😏
ehm... no (like, i really don't have anyone else to tag... :/)
ok see ya...

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Why?!

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Why?... seriously... why?!?!?!
WHO AND WHY DID YOU GIVE ME CORE I DON'T EVEN SHARE ART OFTEN I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON I DON'T DESERVE THIS SERIOUSLY LIKE I DON'T!!!!
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Happiness by Cr34tiv3-U53rn4m3
I'm happy.

Llama Emoji-01 (Laughing) [V1]Speech Bubble - Left speaker 1Guess who's never going to sleep ever again.Speech Bubble - Left speaker 2

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Wanna know me a little better? (Ignore pls)

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Tagged by this beautiful lil' muffin :iconbubblellop:

Ok, here we go!

001. Real name → John

002. Nickname → Cr34t, (and some "friendos" of the Spanish Undertale Wikia used to call me by other way, just... DON'T)

003. Status → Single

004. Zodiac sign → Cancer (like what i am oknoor well maybe...)

005. Male or female → Lame

006. Elementary → Done (Real life sociability: OVER 9000)

007. Middle School → Done (Real life sociability: Nope)

008. High School → Done (Real life sociability: What is that?)

009. Smart → My mom says i'm special .<.

010. Hair color → Dark Brown

011. Tall or short → (For mah country) Tall (For the world) amoeba

012. Loud or Quiet → I'm a shadow... (At least when i'm not close to a computer :l)

013. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans

014. Phone or Camera → (Would rather prefer a camera but) Phone

015. Health freak → Can't run for more than 10 meters without fainting...

016. Drink or Smoke? → I have chronic rhinitis, so that ain't happening, never...

017. Do you have a crush on someone?  Nope

018. Eat or Drink → Both, i guess :P it depends...

019. Piercings → Don't stab me i'm scared

020. Tattoos → DON'T STAB ME I'M SCARED

021. Favorite color → Light Green, also red, kinda...

022. Favorite animal → Gods, i-i mean, dogs...

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FIRSTS:

023. First piercing → IF YOU DARE TOUCH ME YOU MAH RIGRET WAT'S GOING TWO HAp pen NEXT

024. First best friend → One, i got separated from him when i left my city,i was a kid, still hoping where is he?, do they miss me?, nah, they must not even remember me :,C

025. First award → Best standarized results on my city... (though the results were still awful)

026. First crush → Nope

027. First pet → My two dogs, rest in peace, little friends... : ,<

028. First big vacation → Every vacation is big for me >:C

030. First big birthday → Every of my birthdays were big when i was a kid, in one, we went to McDonalds, and after that, went to play mini golf and watch a movie, it was amazing!

031. First kiss → (ehmm... do i have to explain?) no
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CURRENTLY:

049. Eating →  Bread

050. Drinking → Water

052. I'm about to → Jump over a window

053. Listening to → make your guess...

054. Plans for today → Don't sleep 'cause i procrastinated a University work and heck i'm not gonna finish it on time :,T

055. Waiting for → The moment i can finally have enough drawing skills to ask Dana for a request.

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YOUR FUTURE:

058. Want kids? → I dunno, maybe... adopted probably...

059. Want to get married? → That ain't happening boi.

060. Careers in mind → Be a professional potato.
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WHAT DO YOU PREFER FROM A BOY/GIRL 

068. Lips or eyes → Eyes!

070. Shorter or taller → Well, not something that i really give attention to...

072. Romantic or spontaneous → Spontaneous.

073. Nice stomach or nice arms → wut?

074. Sensitive or loud → Why not both?

075. Hook-up or relationship -> Relationship, maybe, that still isn't happening...

077. Trouble maker or hesitant → Hesitant

Yeah sure, as if someone would ever notice me... not that i need it :1
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HAVE YOU EVER:

080. Lost glasses/contacts → Nope.

081. Ran away from home → More like go to College/School whatever, finish, and RUN LIKE HECK TO MAH HOME BEFORE THE DARKNESS OF REGGAETON REACH ME...

084. Broken someones heart → Nope...

085. Been arrested → Nope (School detention doesn't count, right?)

087. Cried when someone died → When everyone watches me, i try not to cry, to be strong, and instead to comfort other when they're sad, hiding my feeling, and letting them to flow when i'm alone... (yeah, actually everyone around me thinks i'm serious and mentally strong, but i'm a unstable weak crybaby inside...)

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DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

089. Yourself → Naaaah...

090. Miracles → Yes.

091. Love at first sight → OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH no

092. Heaven or reincarnation → Wanna believe on it, but doubting kinda often...

093. Santa Claus ? → HAHAHAHAHA, I still laugh at children who believes that Santa Claus doesn't exist, Yeah of course, like who do you think that left you the gifts?, your parents?, you fool!.

094. Sex on the first date → You must be an idiot to do that...

095. Kiss on the first date → You MUST be an idiot to do that...

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → Yes, probably the only one who is actually reading this! :3

098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → Yes, i am, i really would live just as i am now forever, and live happily...

099. Do you believe in God → In my manner, yes...
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How much am i worth?

4 min read
More like Why am i worthless?

Tagged by :iconbubblellop: (Holy crackers i like to do this but screw it... fuuuu-)

Hair Color
[x] Black - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Red - $75
[ ] Brown - $15
[ ] Other - $10

Total So Far: $100

Eye Color
[ ] Blue - $50
[ ] Hazel - $100
[x] Brown - $15 
[ ] Green - $200
[ ] Other - $10   

Total So Far: $115

Height
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[x] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[ ] 4'9" to 5'4" - $50
[ ] Under 4'9 - $105
[ ] Don't know - $0

Total so far: $190

Age
[ ] 41 to 50 - $150
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25 
[X] 0 to 18 - $100 

Total so far: $290

Birth Order
[ ] Twins (or More) - $300
[x ] First Born - $300 
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second Born - $150 
[ ] Middle Child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $200
[ ] Third Born - $100
[ ] Fourth Born - $100
[ ] Fifth Born - $100

Total so far: $590

Drink?
[x] No - $400 (and i ain't planning to do so... never...)
[ ] Only holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $10

Total so far: $990

Vision
[ ] perfect vision - $300
[ ] Have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200 
[ ] No correction - $100
[x] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1040

Family's Car Color(s)
[x] White - $2,000
[ ] Maroon - $800
[ ] Gold - $700
[ ] Grey - $600
[ ] Blue - $900
[ ] Pink - $475
[ ] Black - $450
[ ] Red - $400 
[ ] Green- $350
[ ] Silver $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Tan- $20
[ ] Rusted - $15
[ ] No Car - $0

Total so far: $3040

Shoe Size 
[ ] Over 13 - $300
[ ]12 1/2 to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $700
[ ] 10.5 - $650
[x ] 7 to 10 - $600  
[ ] Under 7 - $550

Total so far: $3640

Favorite Colors 
[x] Green - $750
[ ] Black - $600
[x] Red - $800 
[ ] Yellow - $415
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Purple - $225 
[x] White - $400 
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300 
[ ] Pink - $100 
[ ] Other - $50

Total so far: $5590

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0  
[ ] On Some - $750
[x] No - $1,000 though i'm terrible at math... (headache)

Total so far: $6590

How many people are you going to tag?
[ ] Over 61 - $250,000 
[ ] 51 - 60 - $100,000
[ ] 41 - 50 - $50,000
[ ] 31 - 40 - $10,000
[ ] 21 - 30 - $5,000
[] 11 - 20 - $1,000 
[ ] 1 - 10 - $500 
[x] 0 - $0

I'm worthless $6590

Yup, i am NOT tagging anyone, hope you thank me later, i just saved your lifes... (and your math-less brain)  

Me when i watched the quantity
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